What’s up with this?

We were reading our Humor Scope  today and here’s what it said for Pisces:

 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You should learn something from your cat — no matter what you’ve done wrong, you can always try to make it look like the dog did it.

I knew that cat was secretly out to get us.  I am not a Pisces; Miss Natalie is and, while I appreciate her sensitivities, I’m a Gemini.  Yeah, I know, two-dog-faced.  Lulu is a Capricorn.  Figures.

Things have changed in our household and Lulu and I have been spending a lot more time outside.  I don’t really appreciate that, especially after getting my last haircut, ’cause it’s getting cold!  Sure, we have shelter and water but it’s just not the same as being able to laze around on the couch all day.  What is wrong with these people? 

Summer is over.  Last year, we went here:

This year we stayed home ’cause of the gas prices.  I don’t know what the big deal is.  Lulu and I have all the free gas in the world.  We would have gladly gassed it up all the way from here to California.  This is an area, however, where we usually always make sure to blame the cat.  Maybe that was our downfall.

I’m pretty sure the cat is an Aries.  We aren’t sure ’cause we took him from the crazy, drunk lady

 who lives down the street.  Sad case, she is, but we are glad Q is with us now.

If you want to know your Humor Scope, go here:

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