Neener-Neener… I won!

HA!

Take THAT Lulu!! This time I WON SOMETHING! Ever since she won a competition to get her mug on a bag of doggy treats, she has been insufferable, I tell you, InSufferAble and has teased me mercilessly that she is the cuter and more intelligent D.O.G. in our house. (Okay, I will show her picture but I’m puttin’ it at the bottom of the page ’cause there’s no way she gets to steal my dander. Or, whatever…)

Well, big sissy, I won sumpthin’, too!

NannieButtPooPooHead!!

Neener-Neener!

Oh, yeah; that’s right! I AM the Greatest New Mexican Dog (week 2) in the KRQE contest. And you know what else? I AM gonna win that grand prize ’cause I’m just cute like that. Not that I’m conceited, or anything, but, really…

Woof, woof, woof-woof… WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

Woof, woof, woof-woof… WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!!

 

(Dude… It’s “Bee…Shawn… Frizz… Ayy”!  No worries; happens all the time.)

So, my peeps will go pick-up my (SHAZAM!! $100 worth of) prizes ‘cause, you know, when I ride in the car, I get a wee-bit drooley-sick and totally mess-up my mustache and wouldn’t be caught dead out in public like that. Ahem…

Anyway, I won. (In best Forrest Gump voice) Again. For my photo. Again.

I’ve gotta give my props to Miss S, who, by the way, does happen to be a professional photographer (Call her, she’s my direct line to kibble!  Shameless… I know!) and to Miss Natalie, who, by the way, wrote everything just like I told her to. I think. I can’t really read but Miss Natalie is a Pisces and claims she can read my doggy-thoughts. I guess this here ol’ blog confirms that. So far, I think, she’s gotten it pretty close. Well, except for that disclosure about shaving my bum. So embarraskin!!

Also, big props to the peeps at KRQE for recognizing talent when they see it. Do you think it would be possible for me to meet Mark Ronchetti’s dog, Axl? I love Axl!! Dude, you ROCK! Mark’s pretty funny, too. He says he wrestles his neighborhood dogs when they get out of line. Glad he doesn’t live in my neighborhood!

Wooftie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The many faces of Mark.  He’s cute but his dog is even cuter, um, handsomer!  You’ll just have to take my word for it ’cause I couldn’t find a pitcher of Axl anywhere.  Tsk!  He kinda looks like Balto, who, by the way, is up for adoption.  Balto, that is; not Axl.

Okay.  I’m sufficiently humbled.  On to some business…

Now, think about this…

If you were to adopt THIS LITTLE CUTIE, you, too, could enter the contest and, you, too, COULD WIN! She sure does look “Happy” but, in my humble opinion, she looks more like an Akita-mix than a Border Collie-mix. Nonetheless, she needs a good home and ya’ll need to pony-up and get that girl outta jail! She’s just too cute!

Okay, well, Lulu is sulking and I’d better go strut in front of her and try to make her feel better. Oh, wait, she’s not sulking! She’s ignoring me! Oh, no wait… She’s playing with D-Man and he’s singing a song for her. Lulu is quickly becoming a Miley Cyrus fan. D-Man knows all the words to “See You Again” and is teaching that song to Lulu. No, wait… Lulu’s running away from him. Hmmmm… Ohhhhhhhh!

Dinner’s on!

Man, I gotta go. I missin’ SCRAPS!

(Just ‘cause I’m a “Beauty-King”, doesn’t mean that I stop doin’ my job!!)

Lulu’s winning photo:

 

She did this to me until I finally said, “Uncle Neuter!” and posted her winning photo: